I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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