In the future we'll all be gay
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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