It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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