clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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