sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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