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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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