babies were throwing up all over the place
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Life is so much better after having sex.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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