I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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