I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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