god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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