The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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