its not stalking. its research.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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