is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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