I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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