so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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