he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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