I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
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Oh Jesus.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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