they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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