I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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