He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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