no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
please come you make the beer taste better
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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