Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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