He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
