so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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