Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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