I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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