normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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