Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
