Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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