Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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