yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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