IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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