didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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