Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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