Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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