Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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