omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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