whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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