I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted