I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?