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(304): View more from West Virginia

I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.

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(214): View more from Texas

does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

(817): View more from Texas

dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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(772): View more from Florida

I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......

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(312): View more from Illinois

Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.

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(646): View more from New York

Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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(815): View more from Illinois

My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.

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