I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.