Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
