I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
