You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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