My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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