what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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