my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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