I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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