Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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