help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Barsexuality is the new black.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
