Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
