i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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