Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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