he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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