Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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