I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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