Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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