you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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