the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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